First day of snowboarding, not even that great a day to snowboard, what did I do. I broke my wrist on our first run down. I was not even going that fast and yes, I do know how to snowboard. I swear!
The doctor let me choose my cast color. Purple is the color of Gods (right Bernie!)! So therefore this proves that I must be a god? But gods do not break bones! Also I am a mere human. Now a broken human that can not decorate cakes very well.
Snowboarding is dangerous kids! But not dangerous enough to stop me even though the doctor advised otherwise!